just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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