It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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