i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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