some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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