he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
