I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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