I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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