I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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