you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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