Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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