ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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