if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I haven't been this sober since birth.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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