You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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