I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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