You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Damn victory sex feels great
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