Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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