So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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