To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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