I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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