new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She bit a glass in half.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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