i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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