Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
handjob tips. give me some.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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