dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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