I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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