she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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