also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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