She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Randomize
