So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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