I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My life is pants optional.
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