And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The beer is more important than you right now.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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