I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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