there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Dear god my vagina.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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