she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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