Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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