Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
barbara walters just said penis...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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