i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
birth control should be required to get into college
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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