Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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