Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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