i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
As shirtless as possible
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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