Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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