i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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