This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
These tits shall not be calmed
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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