Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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