What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
