please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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