OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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