let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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