party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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