found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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