Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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