did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Congratulations! We have a period
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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