I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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