I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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